Audiogrammes

Collection 1983 – Plan Bey
© Tanya Traboulsi


Not as in working a coal mine
but rather like the birds in Finding Nemo…
I discovered Awkwafina early one morning after a long fight with insomnia. A friend posted NYC Bitche$ on FB and I clicked on it. Of course, it’s hispter-y etc…
But I got to My Vag



Which is a take on Mickey Avalon‘s My Dick.



Anyway, it seems that rapping about female genitalia is all the rage nowadays!
Of course before that, there was the Black Eyed Peas’ more mainstream My Humps



Or Kelis’ Milkshake which is more about skills than private parts…



But if we’re talking food analogies, try this one for size



“He make my pussy say ‘Ah!’ like it’s Mozart”

And there’s always LDR’s pussy that tastes like Pepsi cola…



In any case, it’s always about me, me, me… So it was a relief to discover completely ridiculous French rap duo Orties during another bout of procrastination a few days back. They’re trying too hard to be provocative… incestuous devil worshipping twin sisters etc… But they did pay tribute to Doc Gyneco with this track



His “civil” name is Bruno and Kincy is just being his Vanessa. Despite the sexy topic, it’s more about fantasies than bravado.